Poor Mrs. Sprat
“….and so between them both, you see, they licked the platter clean.“
2012 ending:
…and so between them both, you see, they licked the platter clean. Later that evening, after complaining of chest pains and labored breathing, Mrs. Sprat was rushed to Children’s Mercy Hospital where after several resuscitation attempts, she was pronounced dead. A victim, according to emergency room doctors of a massive myocardial infarction.
Mrs. Sprat was preceded in death by her husband Jack, whom a number of years earlier died in a local eatery of asphyxiation, brought on by choking on a piece of poorly chewed lean meat.
I wonder if the 2012 ending will make my little niece cry.
I hope not.
Happier Days
July 11, 2012 at 4:34 am
Surely this is a glorified tale of a feeder and his victim? “Go on Mrs S, one more bacon rind won’t hurt!”
July 18, 2012 at 7:28 am
Yes, very good if you like being kicked in the teeth.