I won't use restrooms in Heaven unless you outlaw hovering

God-

How clean are the restrooms in Heaven and are they unisex? I don’t think I can handle sharing a public bathroom with women, not the way they hover when they take a leak.
That’s totally uncool, they pee everywhere but the bowl and never clean it up, leaving it for someone else to mop up….someone like me.
I know, I used to work at a Jack-in the-Box, where I routinely mopped up a small lake of piss off the floor of the women’s restroom each night at closing. Ewww!

I don’t understand this phenomenon—why the hover?
When my dad taught me to pee, I learned how to stand rigidly at attention, take aim, and fire, which evolved to include a vigorous shake followed by  a surprise body shiver, fait accompli!

This leads me to believe there are some mothers who actually teach their little girls how to hover, (4-5 feet above the bowl) which is no doubt why we have phenoms such as Lake Lady Piss.

Well, I don’t want to be the guy in Heaven assigned to cleaning lady-piss off the floor, or for that matter, fishing out Tampons from clogged toilets, so forgive me in advance but I won’t be using the facilities.

Here’s an idea.
Since tampon flushing and hovering aren’t really sins, but do generally fuck with the janitorial population at large, why not punish these wayward lady-pissers by making them clean the public restrooms in Heaven? Huh?

I’d be happy to use one of Heaven’s unisex public restroom under these conditions.
Otherwise, I’ll probably just go in the clouds when no one is looking.

One more thing, are clouds like snow?

Love,

Diego