Mr Hawking, please…

God-

You know how folks from England sound so intelligent—the way they enunciate when they speak?
Well why hasn’t anyone figured out how to make Stephen Hawking’s voice box sound intelligent?
He sounds just like Ned from South Park.
This is troubling.
Can’t researchers find a way to make the mechanical larynx imitate a persons native dialect, instead of making them all sound like robots?
That would be so much more interesting.

If Stephen sounded like Rex Harrison, I’d probably pay attention to him the next time he launches into one of his diatribes on how we’re all destined to become slaves to an alien society in the not-so-distant future.

???

Diego J Serrano

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2 Responses to “Mr Hawking, please…”

  1. He has the option to upgrade and doesn’t so ‘that people will know it’s him’.

  2. I do love listening to the enunciation and diction of the proper spoken English.

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