I was taught to believe you’re a vengeful God…a real fire and brimstone guy.
I’m not buying it.
I think you’re really a big teddy bear of a God, only with a dark sense of humor.
What’s with the Amish? Are they like the short bus of religions?
I’m thinking this was a sick joke God.
Everybody laughs at them .even the Jehovah’s.
I think the only ones not laughing are the Scientologists. Now there’s a scary bunch.
You may have a big bark, but deep down I know you’re probably a real prankster.
Good one God!